- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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