- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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