- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Potassium? K.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Andoni was here

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

womens rights.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Gay rights.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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