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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Golf.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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