- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Your mom is so old she died

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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