- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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