How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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