- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Pickles are moist.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Your mother is so fat.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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