- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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