- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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