- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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