- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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