Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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