- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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