Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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