- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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