Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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