What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats brown a sticky, shit

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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