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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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