Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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woman's rights

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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