- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Do you play piano? No

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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