- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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