- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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