Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I? Everett

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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