Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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