- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard