- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

eoin burgin is fat

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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