- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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