- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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