- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Your mam is so fat.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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