- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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