A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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