so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Take part of what?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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