Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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