What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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