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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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