why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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