- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Your're racist.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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