What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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woman's rights

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Cripples are lame.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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