when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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