- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What does? 42

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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