A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Chuck Norris.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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