- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Cripples are lame.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.