How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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