How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

In soviet Russia...things are different

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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