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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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