- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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