Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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He--Hey guys

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why are balck people black because they are

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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You idiot.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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