Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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