- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

dat shoe shine tho

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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