- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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