Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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