- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i committed murder

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

will you like this joke my sources say no

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

black people swimming

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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