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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

woman's rights

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble