Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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I dont have a girlfriend

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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