- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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