What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

class is canceled. My professor died.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

asians have slitted eyes lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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