Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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