- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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