Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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