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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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