- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's white and gluey Glue

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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