- Anti Joke

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated