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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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