- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Women's rights.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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