Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Anti Joke

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