Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Men's rights

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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