A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Poker? I barely even know her.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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