- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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