Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

every knight i see an owl at window

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Men's rights

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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