What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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