- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Badabing.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Women's rights.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

You are joking right?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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