- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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