- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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