- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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