Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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