Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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