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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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