What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Anti Joke

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