- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A black man walks out of a police station

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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