How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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