Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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