A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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woman's rights

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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