Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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13 =B you just learned something

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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