- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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