- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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