- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

someone called someone else a frog

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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