- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

You idiot.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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