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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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