- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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