- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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