- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??