Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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