What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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try slamming a revolving door

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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