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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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