- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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