- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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