Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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My cat just died.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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