- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Want to hear a joke? No.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Take part of what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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