Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I'm Polish.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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