- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Im taking a shit right now.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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