- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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