If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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