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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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