Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what did one computer say to the other .........

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

a black man walks out of popeyes

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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