- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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