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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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