- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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