- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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