Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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