- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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