- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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