Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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HEY!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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My jeans

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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