- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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